Friend, I'm the president of the Michigan Ain't Gonna Be Great In 2017 Club around these parts, but even I admit their absolute floor is 8-4. It's kinda important to remember that, while they graduate their entire defense and half their offense, most of the first half of their season was spent in mop-up mode, so the kids behind the starters have played real-live college football before.
I set this whole damn Roundtable up for one reason: to get someone to go off how Michigan is going to fall off a cliff in 2017. smh smh smh.
I have two words for you, Sandy: Beer garden.
Hi yes hello, the Treasurer of the Michael Miranda fan club is here, reporting for duty.
"Mercenaries" implies they're getting paid, which they aren't.