No, you're ridiculous.
BUT THOSE SOCKS
It's especially impressive the way that Christian has held his head high, similar to many character in The Longest Yard who have been in prison for some time. He should have a good shot at leading the Jets this year, who seem to be an odd collection of talent, just like the Mean Machine team in The Longest Yard.
Ohio State, Michigan, Alabama, and Florida State have all have lost top-tier talent at one point or another, so no, that's not true.
It doesn't make us look bad that a kid from Georgia who has rocketed up recruiting rankings and is very close with his family wants to reconsider his options because he's close with his family. That's silly.
And my evil plan is revealed.