DO NOT @ ME - TIPGATE EDITION

By Tom Kelly on August 18, 2016 at 8:04 am
DO NOT @ ME
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As you may have heard, a scandal erupted this weekend because of an unpaid tip and an ensuing tweet. Now if you're not on twitter dot com, you are A) a smarter human being than the rest of us, and B) missing out on the purest uncut hot takes the world has to offer. College football twitter is a constantly raging dumpster fire of blazing hot takes under the best of circumstances. But when throwing the gasoline of a social gaffe like stiffing on the tip on top of that dumpster fire? Well...

 
SHAME *DING DING DING DING*
should've tipped $298 imo

Hoo boy, that's a SPICY MEATBALL. You will, of course, note that all of these tweets are directed to James Franklin. I am not a detective, but I have a hunch that he didn't pay for the sandwiches at the front door of Lasch, frown really hard, and silently walk back inside all while staring directly into the delivery guy's eyes the entire time.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOCOACH

As we all know, a true Michigan Man would have tipped the delivery driver with a scintillating discussion regarding the narrative pratfalls of Proust.

GUESS AGAIN

Jersey Mike's tho.

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