As we all know, Rutgers has had a rough go of it since they joined the Big 10. At this point, what possible harm could come from having a team meeting with a... *readjusts reading glasses* hypnogician? Sure. Ok.
Hypnogician, Kirsch, visited last night to put on a show for our players... But made the players put on the show! pic.twitter.com/FKE9nti78i— Rutgers Football (@RFootball) August 18, 2016
No word at press time as to whether or not the hypnogician implanted Winter Soldier-esque code words to trigger the throwing of hilarious interceptions.