Penn State did a thing this weekend. A cool thing. And there was much rejoicing. You may have heard.
Sadly, other people heard too. Those people had thoughts. So many thoughts... I'm not just talking about Ohio State fans, by the way. Some old pals came along for the ride this time.
Ohio State Fans
YES. A THOUSAND TIMES YES. DO IT.
My god. You have the sight. Are you all Stephen King protagonists?
You know, the architect of the Spread HD playbook is available...
Jet fuel can't melt steel tuddies.
Hahahaha look at the date and join me in laughing at this big dumb idiot hahahahahaha
*pushes up glasses* hmm yes the math checks out
I'm sensing a theme here.
Well, Marty, the fact that an assertion like this is coming from a Pitt fan is dripping with so much irony that it'd make Alanis Morrisette spontaneously combust.
Is this guy the worst? Yes. Yes he is.