Do I even need to write an intro here? No? Great. On to the MAD.
I know there are words here, but I cannot stop staring at TRONG.
Look guy, I liked playing NCAA Football on easy mode too. Don't you judge me.
Geez, it's almost like people don't want to pay American currency to see Rutgers football in person. SAD!
You know what'll make you feel better? Watching literally anything other than Rutgers football? May I suggest The Happening?
This searing truth bomb should make me feel genuinely terrible for the plight of genuinely good and cool Rutgers fans who have to suffer through watching trash football year in and year out.
Then again, nah. I'm good.