What Can the Golden Gophers Do to Stop Joey Julius?

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Craig Fritz's picture

That last pic, my goodness.

Chubs's picture

I'm worried about poisoned spears, tbh. Here's hoping the training staff has a competent maester and the refs keep the game under control.

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kmart93's picture

I welcome the poisoned spears. It'll only lead to Joey J becoming an even more terrifying monster

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Chubs's picture

"Guys, have you noticed the kicker never takes his helmet off?"

"Hmm?"

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Nick Polak's picture

HMMMMMMMM

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Nick Polak's picture

I'm so pleased with the juvenile nature of my photoshops for this. Really feel like it adds to the feel of the post.

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Mike Treb's picture

Couldn't have done this idiocy without you, Nick. Now, can we get a #99 on Zombie Mountain?

Matt de Bear's picture

This is by far the dumbest and greatest thing we've ever published.

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ForTheGlory's picture

But you guys certainly gave me a Friday morning laugh.  Well done!

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blerms's picture

How far down the linebacker depth chart is Joey Julius?

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Chubs's picture

I was hoping they could put in a package where he runs the triple option on offense. 

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Nick Polak's picture

If he can hit like Joey, he will join our great tale of folklore, as well.

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"I mean, I know that I'mma get got. But I'mma get mine more than I get got, doe." - Marshawn

Nick Polak's picture

Big fan of your username, by the way.

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"I mean, I know that I'mma get got. But I'mma get mine more than I get got, doe." - Marshawn

Doc Pizza's picture

You guys ever consider being serious on thius blog? Even just once? Come on!

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