Deep into the 49-10 beating administered to Penn State by the Michigan Wolverines, we were treated to a rare instance of magic.
Treb, dutifully manning the @RLRblog account during the game, tweeted thusly:
Remember: No matter score and discarding all game context, a Michigan Man *cannot* dispute that a kicker brutally humbled his kick returner.— Roar Lions Roar (@RLRblog) September 24, 2016
And oh, boy, did people not get the joke. Once MGoBlog got a hold of it, all humorless hell broke loose.
That's quite a piece of driftwood to hang on to https://t.co/W46rx0RyX4— mgoblog (@mgoblog) September 24, 2016
Indeed, and Walmart Wolverine nation pounced.
@RLRblog whatever gets you through the day I guess. I prefer brutally humbling your terrible football team.— Erik Fletcher (@fletcher_erik) September 24, 2016
Well yeah, obvious jokes are obvious, but we're pretty sure that Michigan very clearly won the footba--
@RLRblog And Michigan humbled your entire fucking team.— Jesse (@78Grams) September 24, 2016
Okay, fair enough. We already acknowledged it, sure, but fair enough. And to be sure, Penn State Twitter is filled with some really dumb, vile, ignorant people (pretend we hyperlinked those last four words to all of them), so this is a bit of a stones-in-glass-houses piece. At least this person focused on the actual game and didn't bring up the worst thing ev--
@RLRblog No matter score and discarding all game context, your school covered up child molestation for 40 years.— Thomas Hercula (@HerculaMuffin) September 24, 2016
Ugh, take us home, Treb.
LOL sports are for idiots— Roar Lions Roar (@RLRblog) September 24, 2016