Mess Boards: Pitt

By Tom Kelly on September 8, 2017 at 9:04 am
Pat Narduzzi IRL
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Revenge is a tricky concept. Yes, ok, an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind, but who needs sight when revenge feels SO GREAT. What I'm trying to say is that I'm hoping to be as blind as a bat on Saturday. 

Look, you all know what you came here for. Shall we?

JESSE. LET'S COOK. ALSO, TUDDIES.

*fans self* Hooooo boy, we're really not wasting any time here, huh? You know, it's possible that this guy actually lives in a place called Creepy Valley, PA (my least favorite Eerie, Indiana spinoff). Also, panhandling? "Phew, good thing we don't have any pickpockets or moonshine enthusiasts in these parts!"

yup, it kills me. ??

Wait, is this guy trying to say that he's surprised by his own declaration of the Pitt loss killing us? Well, now that I think about it, if I was posting on a Pitt board, my brain would be rebelling against me too.

Look, this is funny enough on its own, ok.

More like we own the plate, am I right??? I mean check out this local cuisine.  

*insert Homer Simpson drool*

*holds finger to ear* What's that? There's one in State College now? I see. Very good.

The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!

"Ignore the blindingly obvious confirmation bias. WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE, PEOPLE."

Pretty hot take for the first quarter of the first B1G game of the year, guy

"Computer, show me the most blatant overreaction from the first quarter of last week's OSU-Indiana game that you can possibly find."

"I hope you tear your ACL again"
 
 
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