Revenge is a tricky concept. Yes, ok, an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind, but who needs sight when revenge feels SO GREAT. What I'm trying to say is that I'm hoping to be as blind as a bat on Saturday.
Look, you all know what you came here for. Shall we?
*fans self* Hooooo boy, we're really not wasting any time here, huh? You know, it's possible that this guy actually lives in a place called Creepy Valley, PA (my least favorite Eerie, Indiana spinoff). Also, panhandling? "Phew, good thing we don't have any pickpockets or moonshine enthusiasts in these parts!"
Wait, is this guy trying to say that he's surprised by his own declaration of the Pitt loss killing us? Well, now that I think about it, if I was posting on a Pitt board, my brain would be rebelling against me too.
More like we own the plate, am I right??? I mean check out this local cuisine.
*holds finger to ear* What's that? There's one in State College now? I see. Very good.
"Ignore the blindingly obvious confirmation bias. WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE, PEOPLE."
"Computer, show me the most blatant overreaction from the first quarter of last week's OSU-Indiana game that you can possibly find."