I’m a big fan of the punting stat.
Trace has lost three (3!) games, all in the same season. Daryll Clark lost four games across his entire Penn State career! Same with Michael Robinson, although three of those came in 2003, which don't really count.
Tommy? He has never lost a game.
Does this mean Creed is going to be the first band to play at Beaver Stadium?
A lot of things aren't adding up for us: weather, playing style, some other probably meaningless intangibles
but here's the thing: Maryland sucks. Go State. Thanks
How far down the linebacker depth chart is Joey Julius?
Under a true no-huddle offense, using a brand new meme-only playcard, Penn State scores a tuddie on every single drive, averaging 8 plays/drive.
Tyler Davis expands his repertoire, as Penn State onside kicks every single kickoff.
Not to worry, Joey Julius. Big Toe gets his play time too, as he's put on onside kick recovery duty.
The defense is given a much needed game off. No injuries are reported, except for one linebacker that broke a toe nail. He's expected to miss 3-5 weeks.
Penn State 69 - Michigan 0
Oh I loved this song in Rent.
important note: this is only due to the many kickoff returns, after all the tuddies.
attention my dudes: we're beating iowa.
Sports are bad.
tom i fear any chance at your sanity's salvation was lost long ago.
ah my dude. seconding the 40-9 prediction
Should build a wall.
I actually like putting fries inside my sandwich.
Maybe the "honoring Paterno" thing is just an inclusion of this on the next play card:
I eagerly await the whiskey of the week column.